Misc Your Songs

Cherryeatsworlds - I Can't Stop Punching Toddlers(Ukulele chords)

Misc Your Songs

Key: G

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	        Intro 
G Bm C 

 

Verse 1:

G Oh officer~ Bm C I kicked that child in self-defense G Oh officer~ Bm C He was alone in Walmart... Fair game? G G7 It really wasn't necessary Am C To kick me out of the library G What are orphans for if not to Bm C Ridicule and possibly maim

Bridge:

Em Am I promise this has only happened once F G Don't listen to that man, I didn't kill his son!
C G Okay, I get why I'm banned from Disneyland Am Em But in my defense it wasn't planned C G I'm at least sixty percent sure he had a knife Am Em Clearly he was a threat to my life
Outro G Bm C Oh officer~ G Bm C Oh officer~ G Bm C G Won't you please let me out of this... cell?

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