Intro
Verse 1:
G5 A5
I once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California
D5 Em
I once saw a band play at the Farm sober, I hadn't had a drink
G5
Like cleaning gums or huggin'bums
A5
Or doin' something that you know's good for ya
D5
Those times are tedious and tenuous
Em
And hopefully much shorter than a blink
Pre-Chorus
C5 G5 C5 Em
I'm so easy to deciphe, I could rationalize for life
C D Em
But from all the strife I caused, I gotta go without
C5 D5 G5 Em
Taking codones is insane, I don't wanna kill I want more pain
C5 D5 G5
So like the California drought, I'm dryin' out
Verse 2:
G5 A5
I got the one job that it's frowned upon if you're not a user
D5 Em
The bands that are all sober are the ones playing the Warped and county fairs
G5 A5
I'll go to a meeting and get called a loser
D5 Em
Then I get invited to a party from a bro who works at Bayer
Pre-Chorus
C5 G5 C5 Em
He's got the shit from 1910, bottled H that's genuine
C5 D5 Em B/D#
I just wanna see what all the hype's about
C5 D5 D#º Em
I just gotta try it once, but I say no cuz I got 3 months?
C5 D5 G5
And like the California drought, I'm dryin' out
Verse 3:
G5 A5
My sponsor should be Ernie Ball or PBR not Pat from Petaluma
D5 Em
The chips I want are kale, corn, potato, and for betting on a flush
G5 A5
But now I gotta listen to a 20 minute story that's just a rumor
D5
And I'm sorry but this nicotine and caffeine don't gimme the same
Em B/D#
Rush