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Intro: C Csus4 C Csus4
verse 1
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I was sitting on my porch, dreaming of yesterday
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Sitting on the porch, thinking of dreams lost
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Then I saw him coming, walking up the road
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I slowly leaned forward, and I said to him, I said
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Hey there mailman, What you got for me?
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Hey there mailman, maybe it's a bill?
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Or maybe, a loveletter, from my girl.
verse 2
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He turned to me, a bit surprised and gave me a wicked smile
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And from his bag, he then produced, a hand full of papers
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With a big evil grin, this is what he said to me, he said
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Hey there mister, this is what I got for you
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Advertising, coupons, flyers wrapped in paper
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And now I, will stuff it, in your box
verse 3
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I was stunned, and quite surprised. I didn't know what to say
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My shoulders hung, my mouth went dry and my right eye started twitching
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I finally composed myself and gently, but firmly I said
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Hey there fucker, what the fuck?
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Hey there dumbass, I don't want your shit
Dm G C
So maybe, I'll just shove it, up your ass
verse 4
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A few steps forward, a clenched fist and burning eyes of hate
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Got the mailman running fast down the lane
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I went back to my porch, sat myself and yelled
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Hey there mailman, thanks for dropping by
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Bye now mailman, maybe next time
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You just bring me a fucking letter.