Intro: E E E E
Verse 1:
E
She wore a tight blue dress, on my wedding day
Stumbled to the microphone, had something to say
A
My new husband started shaking, his hands began to sweat
E
My heart was pounding and she hadn't spoken yet
D A
She said honey chances are, you won't make it a year
D A E
You're too much like your mamma, he's too much like Richard Gere
Verse 2:
E
She knew every apartment, she knew every hotel
Men began to exit, wives began to wail
A
By the time it was over, she'd really caused a scene
E
That's when I reached down, took off that wedding ring
D A
I said honey I think, I'll take Jolene's advice
D A E
I'll keep the cash and condo, you can choke on all the rice
D A E
I'll be single by Saturday night
D A E
Yes, I'm taking Jolene's advice
D A E
I'll be single by Saturday night
D D E
I'll be single by Saturday night
Verse 3:
E
Well me and Jolene started hangin' out
She taught me all she knew, what men were about
A
Now don't think I'm a hater, cause I'm not that way
E
But if you like me, this is how we're gonna play
D A
Now I hope you gotta a pen cause I won't say this twice
D A E
Me and Jolene and we're given' out free advice
Verse 4:
E
If you like what you see, give me full access
Credit card bills, email and text
A
Don't clear your browser history, it won't do no good
E
Gotta a private eye, livin' in your 'hood
D A
I hope that you can forgive me for being so bold
D A E
All this little boy shit is sure gettin' old
D A E
I'll be single by Saturday night
D A E
Yes, I'm taking Jolene's advice
D A E
I'll be single by Saturday night
D D E
I'll be single by Saturday night
D A E
I'll be single by Saturday night
D A E
Yes, I'm taking Jolene's advice
D A E
I'll be single by Saturday night
D D E
I'll be single by Saturday night
Outro
E
Wear a tight blue dress, on your wedding day
I haven't got much more to say