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The Irrationality Of Rationality(Chords)

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Key: Am

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Intro: Am x5 


Verse: 
Am     C          F       F             Am riff x2 
Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board. 
    Am                C       F        F 
The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were 

C Am G C On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide C Am G C They were about to get fucked like it was their first time. C G F C When one makes 20 million, ten thousand people lose. C G Am riff x4 What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun?
Verse: Am C F F Am riff x2 Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp. Am C F F After 16 years of service, and a family to support
C Am G C He actually started to believe C Am G C The weaponry and chemicals were for national defense. C G F C 'Cause Danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to. C G Am riff x 1 Am G G C The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to.
Bridge: Am C F F Verse: Am C F F Am riff x2 Helen is living in her car, trying to feed her kids. Am C F F She got laid off at work, and her house was repossessed.
C Am G C It's hard to think clearly when it's 38 degrees. C Am G C Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds. C G F C But when she shot that family and moved into their home, C G C The paper read she suffered from dementia.
Outro: G F G Am Am
Four options for the Am riff: 

Option 1: 
e|-----------------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------------| 
G|-----------------------------------| 
D|-------------------------3---------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------| 
E|-----------------------3---3-------| 

Option 2: 
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------| 
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------| 
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----------------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------3---------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------| 
E|-----------------------3---3-------| 

Option 3: 
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----------------| 
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----------------| 
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------5---------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----5-3-5-------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----5---5-------| 
E|-----------------------3---3-------| 

Option 4: 
e|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----3-1-3-------| 
B|--1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1----3-1-3-------| 
G|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----0-2-0-------| 
D|--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2----0-3-0-------| 
A|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0----2-3-2-------| 
E|-----------------------3-1-3-------| 

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