Verse 1:
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We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very
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Low but threat levels are high
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They got mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got
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So many hates and people to despise
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In the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the average
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Weight is well over 200 pounds
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I hate to generalize, but have you seen the thighs
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Most haven't seen their genitalia in a while
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Maybe that's why they're so scared of us Maybe that's why they're so pissed at us
We have concerns other than fear and hunger pangsThey're all jealous we're having better sex
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Queers, transgends, and lesbians, vegans and
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Vegetarians
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All you brownish red and yellow ones come out and join
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Us on the coast
Verse 2:
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No longer svelte
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They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt
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They've blown out the fire
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Under the melting pot
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The red blood of America is starting to clot
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No compromise
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No sight through others' eyes
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They're just flies spreading pieces of shit
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You gotta emigrate
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Stop living in hate
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What makes this country great is dwelling on either side
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They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
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We want people with college degrees
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Drug use experience and STDs
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People with open-minded philosophies
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Come hug California trees
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Cultural revolution now
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Neo-conservatives run outta town
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We're gonna burn Orange County down
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Then we're off to Riverside
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Bakersfield and Fresno too
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Then we're coming after you
Verse 3:
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The fear stricken
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Born again Christian
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They got a vision, a homogenized state
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Textbook decline
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Intelligent design
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They got Bill Nye on the list to execrate
Pre-Chorus
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They don't want visitors in Jesusland
They want life bland and canned in the fatherland
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Punk Rockers and emo kids, people doin' things the church forbids
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Buddhists, agnostics, and atheists we're moving out of Jesusland
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Art students and thespians, - excluding country - all the musicians
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We want all hookers and comedians, nihilists are welcome too
Final:
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No longer svelte
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They gotta punch new holes in the Bible Belt