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I'm A Transvest-lite(Chords)

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Intro 
    Am       G        C B/G Am G 
e|--------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------| 
G|--------------------5--4--------| 
D|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--5--5--7--5--|  (2x) 
A|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--3--2--7--5--| 
E|--5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3--------5--3--|
verse 1 Am F I first heard Frank say Am G He wanted to dress like Faye Wray F G E/G# Am I wanted that too but what could I do F C G In junior high school in LA? Am F My heart skipped in the scene Am G He said you gotta be it, not just dream F G E/G# Am It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue F C G I didn't have the self-esteem
C G/B I gotta confess that I like to cross dress Am F And I've been doing it since I was 13 C G/B It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes D G Even in the ?open-minded? punk scene F G You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt C G/B Am G When you're in the middle of a circle pit F G Am So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret F G Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit
Instrumental 
    Am       G        C B/G Am G 
e|--------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------| 
G|--------------------5--4--------| 
D|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--5--5--7--5--|  (2x) 
A|--7-x-x-x--5-x-x-x--3--2--7--5--| 
E|--5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3--------5--3--| 
verse 2 Am F Forward 30 years Am G I still had the same fears F G E/G# Am Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig F C G And I felt the same envy and tears Am F I decided right there Am G I can't be bothered to care F G E Gm Am What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink F C Am And throw out all my Hanes underwear
C G/B I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser Am F Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal C G/B I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes D G Not for the look, but how it makes me feel F G I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite C G/B Am G I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday F G I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty E/G# Am F 'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try G Am Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy F G Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl E/G# Am (He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls) F G Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone E/G# Am (He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin) F G You gotta know it's not just girls C who just wanna have fun!

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