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Hot Dog In A Hallway(Chords)

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Key: A5

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Intro: 

     A5 Bb5                       A5 Bb5 
E|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----| 
B|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----| 
G|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----| 
D|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---| 
A|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---| 
E|----5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx-------5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx---| 

     A5 Bb5                       A5 Bb5 
E|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----| 
B|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----| 
G|---------------x---x---x-------------------x---x---x----| 
D|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---| 
A|----7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx-------7/8\7/8\7--xxx-xxx-xx---| 
E|----5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx-------5/6\5/6\5--xxx-xxx-xx---| 

   A5 Bb5   A      C#m  D   Bb     A     C#m   D    Bb 
E|--------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------5----7-----------------5----7--------| 
G|-------------6----6----7----7-------6----6----7----7----| 
D|-7/8\7/-----7----6----7----8-------7----6----7----8-----| 
A|-7/8\7/----7----4----5----8-------7----4----5----8------| 
E|-5/6\5/---5--------------6-------5--------------6-------| 

   A      C#m  D   Bb     A     C#m   D    
E|--------------------------------------------------------| 
B|----------5----7-----------------5----------------------| 
G|----6----6----7----7-------6----6-----------------------| 
D|---7----6----7----8-------7----6------------------------| 
A|--7----4----5----8-------7----4----5--------------------| 
E|-5--------------6-------5-------------------------------|

Verse 1:

A C#m D Bb She'll have another piece of pie A C#m D Bb She'll have a double reuben rye A C#m D She works hard at eating well E A C#m D That's why I love her

Verse 2:

A C#m D Bb She's got a couple of pony kegs A C#m D Bb Her arms are bigger than my legs A C#m D And when she holds me I can't breathe E A C#m D That's why I love her
A5 C#5 D5 Bb5 I'm her butter she's my bread A5 E5 F5 D5 She's like a mobile waterbed A5 C#5 D5 And when I got on top of her E5 A5 C#5 D5 Bb5 I can't touch the mattress A5 C#5 D5 Bb5 And when her flesh begins to sag A5 E5 F5 D5 She's like a human sleeping bag A5 C#5 D5 I feel so cozy safe and warm E5 A5 C#5 D5 She's my insulation
   A5 Bb5                A5 Bb5                A5 Bb5 
E|-----------x---x---x-------------x---x---x--------------| 
B|-----------x---x---x-------------x---x---x--------------| 
G|-----------x---x---x-------------x---x---x--------------| 
D|-7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7--| 
A|-7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7-xxx-xxx-xx--7/8\7/8\7--| 
E|-5/6\5/6\5-xxx-xxx-xx--5/6\5/6\5-xxx-xxx-xx--5/6\5/6\5--|

Verse 3:

A C#m D Bb I always know just where she sat A C#m D Bb And when she's on me I get flat A C#m D Some broken ribs a punctured lung E A C#m D That's why I love her

Verse 4:

A C#m D Bb She's my phillie I'm her stud A C#m D Bb Her bean is bigger than my pud A C#m D It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale E A C#m D That's why I love her
A5 C#5 D5 Bb5 She'll have another piece of pie A5 E5 F5 D5 She'll have a double reuben rye A5 C#5 D5 She works hard at eating well E5 A5 C#5 D5 Bb5 That's why I love her A5 C#5 D5 Bb5 She's got a couple of pony kegs A5 E5 F5 D5 Her arms are bigger than my legs A5 C#5 D5 And when she holds me I can't breathe E5 A5 C#5 D5 A5 Bb5 A5 Bb5 A5 That's why I love her
Final 
   A     C#m  D   Bb      A     C#m  D   Bb 
E|-----------------------------------------------| 
B|----------5----7-----------------5----7--------| 
G|----6----6----7----7-------6----6----7----7----| 
D|---7----6----7----8-------7----6----7----8-----| 
A|--7----4----5----8-------7----4----5----8------| 
E|-5--------------6-------5--------------6-------|

   A     C#m  D    E      A         
E|-----------------------------5~~~~~~~~~~~------| 
B|----------5----7----9-------5~~~~~~~~~~~~------| 
G|----6----6----7----9-------6~~~~~~~~~~~~~------| 
D|---7----6----7----9-------7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------| 
A|--7----4----5----7-------7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------| 
E|-5----------------------5~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------|

Written by Fat Mike

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