Verse 1:
G5 A5
The first time i saw the descendents
C5 G5
They were the fastest band i'd ever seen
G5 A5
No one in the crowd really cared for them
C5 G5
We were waiting for The Ally Cats to play
D5 E5
After a couple months i heard Kabuki Girl
C5 G5
On Rodney On The Roq late sunday night
D5
That was enough for me
E5 C5 D5
I hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza and baught my all time favorite record
Verse 2:
G5 A5
The next time i went to the whiskey
C5 G5
It was DOA with Millions of Dead Cops
G5 A5
The latter band played faster than i could believe
C5 G5
But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
D5 E5 C5 G5
Cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunk
D5 E5
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp
C5 G5
Cuz having long hair was a mistake
Solo
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Verse 3:
G5 A5
The third time i went to the hospital
C5 G5
I needed 13 stitches in my head
G5 A5
I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute
C5 G5
Then some suicidal threw me into a post
D5 E5
My girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave
C5 G5
Before DRI played 50 lousy songs
D5 E5
My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
C5 G5
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash