I Ain't Drinking Alone(Chords)

	        

C                        E 
Darling I recognize that glare in your eyes  
     F                   G 
when I'm about to get the business 
    C                          E 
But before you complain please let me explain 
  F                         G 
I think you'll understand my position 
E                           Am 
You've read all those books I know your looks,  
          F                          G 
You think people who drink solo have problems 
            C 
But I ain't drinkin alone 
G                        C                    G 
I'm on the phone with my brother 

C                             E 
Now my brother it seems is as confounded as me  
       F                  G 
by the art of the marital tradition 
      C                               E 
So we drink and we dial and shoot the breeze for a while 
          F                     G 
Heck it's just like we were out fishin 
         E                         Am 
And it's well after nine, it don't cost us a dime 
F                        G 
We think it's an elegant solution 
         C 
We ain't drinkin alone 
G                           C              G 
We're on the phone with our brother 


Am                       Em 
And the good news is I'm right here for you 
F               G 
As close as the garage 
    Am                   Em 
The kegerator and me and AT&T 
F                               G 
And my brother if you'd like to say hello 
        C 
I ain't drinkin alone                     
G                        C                 G 
I'm on the phone with my brother 

C                                          E                       
Darling, you are my spouse and you got some rules for our house 
      F                    G 
And I sure do respect your decisions     
           C                     E 
But if you just calm down you'll see that I found 
  F                      G 
A loophole in the social condition 
     E               Am 
Well I love beer and I love you 
F                       G 
Not necessarily in that order 
        C 
I ain't drinkin alone 
G                        C                 G 
I'm on the phone with my brother 

Am                       Em 
And the good news is I'm right here for you     
F               G 
As close as the garage                        
    Am                   Em 
The kegerator and me and AT&T 
F                               G 
And my brother if you'd like to say hello 

C                                E 
You wouldn't hear me complain if you did the same 
         F                     G 
Get some wine and go call your sister 
     C 
I ain't drinking alone 
G                        C                 G 
I'm on the phone with my brother 


	        

Written by Max Stalling