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C Em F C All my neighbors are fast asleep Am G F C And I can’t find anything to drink Em F C Am The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol C Em F C So I’m headed down the street to first call C5 E5 F5 C5 Me and the Bads were staying up late A5 G5 F5 C5 Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate E5 F5 C5 A5 But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail C5 E5 F5 C5 So I said it’s only four short blocks to first call C5 E5 F5 C5 Not a walk of shame it’s a walk of pride A5 G5 F5 C5 Peoples goin’ to work while we’re getting cockeyed C5 E5 F5 C5 The sun’s coming up and the drinks are goin’ down A5 G5 F5 C So shut the fuck up and I’ll get the next round A5 F5 6am, we’ll start all over again C5 No one applying the brakes E5 We’ll start the sweats and the shakes A5 We’re gonna eat pickled eggs F5 We’re gonna see Toby Jeg C E5 We’re not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold And everyone around me’s over 60 years old But we’re gonna share the next hour or two We all got each other and nothing better to do Irish coffee, and an Irish car bomb A fat drunk Jew starts singing this song I take a closer look and the fat guy is me So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three 6am, we’ll start all over again No one applying the brakes We’ll start the sweats and the shakes We’re gonna eat pickled eggs We’re gonna hang with Dave Gregg We’re not gonna let sun light help decide when we’re done All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can’t find anything to drink The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol So I’m gonna be the very first one at first call.
Written by Fat Mike
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