Nofx

First Call(Cavaco chords)

Nofx

Key: C

roll up this ad to continue

	        

C      Em            F     C  
All my neighbors are fast asleep 
    Am      G       F        C 
And I can’t find anything to drink 
      Em      F             C         Am 
The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol 
   C          Em       F               C 
So I’m headed down the street to first call 
C5         E5         F5        C5 
Me and the Bads were staying up late 
A5        G5         F5               C5 
Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate 
    E5         F5                 C5        A5 
But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail 
   C5               E5         F5              C5 
So I said it’s only four short blocks to first call 
C5            E5           F5      C5 
Not a walk of shame it’s a walk of pride 
A5               G5               F5          C5 
Peoples goin’ to work while we’re getting cockeyed 
    C5           E5         F5               C5 
The sun’s coming up and the drinks are goin’ down 
   A5            G5          F5           C 
So shut the fuck up and I’ll get the next round 

A5                F5 
6am, we’ll start all over again 
       C5 
No one applying the brakes 
               E5 
We’ll start the sweats and the shakes 
            A5 
We’re gonna eat pickled eggs 
            F5 
We’re gonna see Toby Jeg 
                    C         E5       
We’re not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun 

It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold 
And everyone around me’s over 60 years old 
But we’re gonna share the next hour or two 
We all got each other and nothing better to do 
Irish coffee, and an Irish car bomb 
A fat drunk Jew starts singing this song 
I take a closer look and the fat guy is me 
So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three 

6am, we’ll start all over again 
No one applying the brakes 
We’ll start the sweats and the shakes 
We’re gonna eat pickled eggs 
We’re gonna hang with Dave Gregg 
We’re not gonna let sun light help decide when we’re done 

All my neighbors are fast asleep 
And I can’t find anything to drink 
The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol 
So I’m gonna be the very first one at first call.
	        

Written by Fat Mike

See Also: