4am Monday(Ukulele chords)

	        
Intro 
G C Bm A 
G C Bm 

verse 1 
G               C 
I know why they call them labels 
Bm                              A 
Because you have to fit a label now to fit a label 
G                  C 
But If I'm a pussy, then I guess I did my kegels 
Bm              A 
I got it on lox, I'll bring the bagels 
G                     C 
It kind of feels like middle school again when they call 
Bm                  A 
I think the majors can't decide if I'll come play ball 
G                  C 
If I can make them money If I can dumb my shit 
Bm                    A 
down enough or do the dance I think it's kind of funny 
G                  C 
They might be right, I'm shaped different like Toblerone 
Bm                  A 
I turned down a quarter mil to pitch a mobile phone 
G                           C 
Cause I believed that I can be more and walked away 
Bm                         A 
And left my hand up in the air like I just shot the J 
G                         C 
White rappers make it quicker if we talk like stars 
Bm                       A 
Hit the A-list Cause you puffed on Ls and dropped your Rs 
G                     C 
Let's pull some video out of 5th grade pageant 
Bm                      A 
And compare the way you talked then to how you're rapping 
G                     C 
You think you sound the same? 
Bm                  A 
Or that you picked up the way to be real in somewhere TV-Land along the way? 
G                     C 
If I just get 15 minutes I'm gonna stay myself 
Bm                    A 
And when that 16th minute comes then I won't hate myself 
G                     C 
Maybe I'll never get signed I'll fucking flatline 
Bm                  A 
But nobody gets to raise a banner during halftime 
G                     C 
Win or lose, I always choose myself and place a bid 
N.C. 
And make the same face on every play like Jason Kidd 


G        C 
It's almost 4AM 
Bm        A 
Monday in my room again 
G         C 
Got a crazy vision of a 
Bm         A 
dream escaping from my pen 
G            C 
I'll be swinging going down 
Bm               A 
Fuck that noise, No way no how 
       G            C 
You're listening to this song but I'm 
Bm            A 
working on the next one now 



verse 2 
G                 C 
If my goals are odd I take as a challenge 
Bm                            A 
People seem confused by how I hope to use my talents 
G                     C 
Could he be weird Al, could he be Jimmy Fallon? 
  Bm                       A 
I tell them to imagine Mos Def meets Woody Allen 
G                      C 
Haters give me balance. Every Kyle's got a Cartman 
Bm                       A 
I know how failure tastes I drink it straight from the carton 
G                     C 
I always keep a gallon in the fridge at my apartment 
     Bm                               A 
To remind me how it feels to drop the ball like Stevie Bartman 
G                       C 
Believe me I want to achieve it all by being me 
Bm                            A 
It's too easy to be cheesy on TV or DVD 
G                               C 
I'm seeking to sneak in, but I'm weeping when I peep the scene 
      Bm                             A 
Cause I'm knee-deep in it and need a TP roll to keep it clean 
G                        C 
I'm digging for a deeper meaning cause beneath this skin is 
Bm                        A 
beating the temperamental heaving heart of gentle heathen 
G                        C 
If you deceive us, homie that's so sad 
Bm                          A 
I'll get more agro than the Aggro Crag 
G                          C 
I'm Boney Boney leave me aloney you know me well 
Bm                          A 
Don't dwell on that Jabroni just cause that baloney sells 
G                           C 
His flow is hole-y like the edge of abalone shells 
Bm                  A 
I want to flow holy like matrimony bells 

 
G        C 
It's almost 4AM 
Bm        A 
Monday in my room again 
G         C 
Got a crazy vision of a 
Bm         A 
dream escaping from my pen 
G            C 
I'll be swinging going down 
Bm               A 
Fuck that noise, No way no how 
       G            C 
You're listening to this song but I'm 
Bm            A 
working on the next one now 


Instrumental 
G C Bm A 
G C Bm A 

 
G        C 
It's almost 4AM 
Bm        A 
Monday in my room again 
G         C 
Got a crazy vision of a 
Bm         A 
dream escaping from my pen 
G            C 
I'll be swinging going down 
Bm               A 
Fuck that noise, No way no how 
       G            C 
You're listening to this song but I'm 
Bm            A 
working on the next one now 

	        

Written by Watsky