50 Ways To Say Goodbye(Ukulele chords)

	        


Am          F  
My heart is paralyzed 
G           Am 
My head was oversized 
  F           E                 
I'll take the high road like I should 
Am            F 
You said it's meant to be 
G             Am 
That it's not you, it's me 
F                             E 
You're leaving now for my own good 

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 



F 
She went down in an airplane 
C 
Fried getting suntan 
G 
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 
F                C              G 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
F 
She met a shark underwater 
C 
Fell and no one caught her 
G 
I returned everything I ever bought her 
F                C              G 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
                    Am 
And ways to say you died 

Am             F    
My pride still feels the sting 
G           Am 
You were my everything 
F            E      
Someday I'll find a love like yours 
Am               F 
She'll think I'm Superman 
G         Am 
Not super minivan 
F             E 
How could you leave on Yom Kippur 

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 

F 
She was caught in a mudslide 
C 
Eaten by a lion 
G 
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 
F                C              G 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
F 
She dried up in the desert 
C 
drowned in a hot tub 
G 
Danced to death at an east side nightclub 
F                C              G 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
                    Am 
And ways to say you died 

F                       G 
I wanna live a thousand lives with you 
F                       G 
I wanna be the one your dying to 
F 
Love...but you don't want to 


That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say 

F 
She went down in an airplane 
C 
Fried getting suntan 
G 
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand 
F                C              G 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
F 
She met a shark underwater 
C 
Fell and no one caught her 
G 
I returned everything I ever bought her 
F                C              G 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 

F 
She was caught in a mudslide 
C 
Eaten by a lion 
G 
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion 
F                C              G 
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes 
F 
She dried up in the desert 
C 
drowned in a hot tub 
G 
Danced to death at an east side nightclub 
F                C              G 
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies 
                    Am 
And ways to say you died
	        

Written by Amund Björklund/Espen Lind/Pat Monahan