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G G/F#
e |---3--2--3--2--3--2--3--2---|---3--2--3--2--3--2--3--2---|
B |---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|
G |---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|
D |----------------------------|----------------------------|
A |----------------------------|----------------------------|
E |---3------------------------|---2------------------------|
C/E D
e |---3--2--3--2--3--2--3--2---|---3--2--3--2--3--2--3--2---|
B |---1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1---|---3--3--3--3--3--3--3--3---|
G |---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0---|---2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2---|
D |---2------------------------|---0------------------------|
A |----------------------------|----------------------------|
E |----------------------------|----------------------------|
G Bm C
I have always thought in the back of my mind, 'Cheese and onions',
G Bm C
I have always thought that the world was unkind, 'Cheese and onions'!
C C/B Am Am/G Am/F# Am/E D D/C D/B D/A
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G Bm
C - H - E - E - S - E A - N - D
C Cadd9
O - N - I - O - N - S! Oh, no!
C D
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
Em Em7/D A
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self clean!)
C D G G7
Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur! Oh - oh, oh!
C D
Man or de - vice? (Man or de - vice?)
Em Em7/D A
For everything nice, (Every - thing nice!)
C D G G7
You'd better think twice, (Ah, ah!) at least, once more! Oh - oh, oh!
C D
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
Em Em7/D A
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self clean!)
C D G G7
Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur---------!
C D
Man or de - vice? (Man or de - vice?)
Em Em7/D A
For everything nice, (Every - thing nice!)
C D G G7
You'd better think twice, (Ah, ah!) at least, once more--------!
C D
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
Em Em7/D A
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self clean!)
C D G G7
Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur---------!
C D Em Em7/D A
(Man or de - vice?) (Every - thing nice!)
C D G G7 C D Em Em7/D
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Written by Neil Innes