Theoretical Reality(Ukulele chords)

	        
Intro: Bm D A G A Em Bm A C  (x2) 


Verse 1:
 
Bm 
What a strange 
                D A D A D 
time to be alive 
Bm 
All of my friends 
              F#m D A Em D 
are in a fight 
      Bm 
We’re wasting all 
              D A D A D 
our lives away 
Bm                 F#m D A Em D 
Theoretical reality 

 
         Bm 
It’s not going away 
     D 
It’s here to stay 
     Em 
Everything that you say 
     D 
Even though you don’t 
A/C#         Bm 
like it It’s here to 
              D 
stay It’s not going away 
     Em 
Everything that you say 
     D 
Even though you 
      A/C# 
don’t like it 


Verse 2:
    Bm 
I’m gonna put 
                 D A D A D 
another record on 
  Bm 
Before they dro 
                 F#m D A Em D 
another atom bomb 
      Bm 
We’re gonna dance 
              D A D A D 
the night away 
Bm                     F#m D A Em D 
Yesterday was yesterday 



    Bm 
I’m letting it go 
    D 
I’m ready to go 
    Em 
I’m losing control 
      D       A/C# 
And I totally like it 
    Bm 
I’m letting it go 
    D 
I’m ready to go 
    Em 
I’m losing control and 
      D       A/C#    Bm A 
And I totally like it now 


Bridge:
 
G 
  Not playing the victim 
   A 
of everything Try not 
          Bm  A G 
to be let down   They’re 
getting offended by 
A 
everything They’re 
D          A/C#   Bm 
running me out of town 
      D 
And I can’t wait to 
A/C#     A          D 
hear the sound Of a song 
             A/C#  Bm 
that they’ve never found 
            D 
And if they did it would 
A/C#    A 
fall on deaf ears 
  D 
I want to make the 
A/C# 
problem disappear 


Guitar Solo 
Bm D A D A D 
Bm F#m D A Em D 
Bm D A D A D 
Bm F#m D A Em D 


 
         Bm 
It’s not going away 
     D 
It’s here to stay 
     Em 
Everything that you say 
     D 
Even though you don’t 
A/C#         Bm 
like it It’s here to 
              D 
stay It’s not going away 
     Em 
Everything that you say 
     D 
Even though you 
      A/C#     Bm D Em 
don’t like it okay 
 Bm D A G A Em Bm A C Bm 
okay 

	        

Written by Teenage Bottlerocket