Count To Three(Ukulele chords)

	        
verse 1 
       E5              C5 
I've had it with you and your friends 
D5 A5 D5 E5              C5 
           I got eyes in the back of my head 
D5 A5 D5 E5              C5 
           Get the fuck away from me 
D5 A5 D5 E5                         C5 
           Or I'll put you right over my knee 
D5 A5 D5 E5 



C5    G5                      E5   C5 
Count to three I'll ruin all your fun 
G5                             E5  C5 
Count to three and then you better run 
G5                          E5 C5 G5 
Count to three I've had it up to here 
                       D5 A5 
Count to three I'm gonna count to one two three 



Interlude 
       E5       E5   C5 D5 A5 D5 E5 E5 C5 
You better disappear, 
D5 A5 D5 E5  E5 
           disappear 


verse 2 
            C5            D5 A5 D5 E5 
I'm twice the man you'll           ever be 
          C5                  D5 A5 D5 E5 
I got two brass balls to prove           it, baby 
               C5            D5 A5 D5 E5 
I've been styling since you           wore short pants 
            C5            D5 A5 D5 E5 
Now I'm taking names and 


 
C5 G5 
kicking ass 
                     E5   C5 G5 
Count to threeI'll fuck up your good time 
                   E5 C5  G5 
Count to three and listen to you whine 
              E5   C5   G5 
Count to threeit's past your bedtime, dude 
              D5 A5                      E5 
Count to three__I'm gonna count to one two three 



Bridge 
And then you better move 
Count to threeI've had it up to here 
Count to threeyou better disappear 
                                      C5 
Count to threeI'll fuck up all your fun 

 
G5                     D5  A5 E5  C5 
Count to three and now you better run 
G5                     D5  A5 E5  C5 
Count to three and now you better run 
G5                     D5  A5 E5  C5 
Count to three and now you better run 
G5                     D5  A5 E5 
Count to three and now you better run 



Outro 
      C5      G5 A5 D5    E5         C5 G5 A5 D5    E5             C5 G5 A5 D5      E5             C5 G5 
Count to three        and now you better        run Count to three,           yeah! Count to three,     yeah! 
D5    A5 E5 
Count to three,
	        

Written by Ben Weasel