Time Bomb(Ukulele chords)

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She left him at the altar, smashed her wedding cake 
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And she stripped off her long white dress then her sexy lingerie 
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And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips 
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Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped 
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Couldn't see it coming, how were we to know 
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Mother's little angel, little devil though 
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She was such a sweet young thing, but something went wrong 
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Twenty years on a straight line, I guess it built a live time bomb 
 
 
 
She left him at the altar, smashed her wedding cake 
And she stripped off her long white dress and then sexy lingerie 
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips 
Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped 
Old Johnny Two-Shoes, his jaw just hit the floor 
Little Granny Jones, yeah, she keeled right over 
Should've seen the best man get a smile on his face 
And that sleazy maid of honor, you know, you know it made her day 
 
 
She left him at the altar, smashed her wedding cake 
And she stripped off her long white dress and then her sexy lingerie 
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips 
Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped 
Said lord have mercy, because --