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The Whiskey The Liar The Thief(Ukulele chords)

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Key: Am

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Standard tuning, No capo 

   Am  C   F   G 
e|-0---0---1---3-| 
B|-1---1---1---3-| 
G|-2---0---2---0-| 
D|-2---2---3---0-| 
A|-0---3---3---2-| 
E|-x---x---1---3-| 
Intro: Am F C G Am He was brought up like a sailor, F A pirate of the streets, C G Stealing booty, booze, and dirty magazines Am F C G The rainy days come, the rainy days go, Am F C G The whiskey, the liar, the thief! Am She was coddled like a princess, F And promised as a bride, C G Lady Jekyll secret life to hide Am F C G So through the window she'd creep when her father fell asleep, Am F C G The whiskey, the liar, the thief! Am F C G She bats her eyes and lies about her ring, Am F C G He used the coin he stole to buy the drinks. Am F C G Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub, Am F C G The whiskey, the liar, the thief! Am He never made an honest buck, F She only borrowed from the truth, C G They were the greatest match that hell had ever seen Am F C G But if you reap what you sew, it doesn't matter where you go, Am F C G The whiskey, the liar, the thief! Am F C G She bats her eyes and lies about her ring, Am F C G The coin he stole is buying all the drinks Am F C G It's the devil's first mate and a drunken runaway, Am F C G The whiskey, the liar, the thief! G C A round for our two lovers, F Am In this bar stool fairy tale, G C F Am Giving something for us bastards to believe Am F C G You never think you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub, Am F C G With whiskey, And liars, and thieves! Am F C G A toast to those who stole another day (one more day!), Am F C G A round to those who lied to get away (one more drink?) Am F C G And to those who found love drowning sorrows at the pub, Am F C G Some day you'll find love drowning sorrows at the pub, Am F C G Never thought they'd find love drowning sorrows at the pub, Am F C G The whiskey, the liar, the thief! Enjoy! -Sace

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