I Felt Like Smashing My Head Through A Clear Glass Window(Ukulele chords)

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All day long  
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I felt like 
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Smashing my head through a clear glass window 
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But instead 
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I went out 
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And smashed up a phone booth around the corner 

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I never had the chance to choose my own parents 
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I never knew why I should be stuck with mine 
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Mommy's always trying not to eat 
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And Daddy's always smelling like he's pickled in booze 

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I never had the chance to choose my own name 
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I never knew why I should be stuck with mine 
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Mommy's always talking about family pride 
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And Daddy's always hiding from his weekend bride 

             C#5 
All day long  
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I felt like 
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Smashing my head through a clear glass window 
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But instead 
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I went out 
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And smashed up a station wagon around the corner 

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I looked in the mirror and told myself 
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'At least I don't look like them, at least' 
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Mommy's like a filmstar in a distorted mirror 
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Daddy's like a guy who lost his stomach in the war 

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I went to shake hands with the President in Miami 
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I went to a rock show to see Mick Jagger 
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You'll never believe it, the surprise of my life 
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They had paint on their faces just like my Mommy 

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Am I going crazy, or is it just you, Daddy? 
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Am I going nuts, or is it just you, Mommy? 
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Am I plain gone, or is it just the world? 
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Daddy, I'd rather have you dead than crazy 

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Trying to talk to them is like eating chicken dinner when you're  
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angry 
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Trying to get their love is like watching ice cream melt when  
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you're hungry 
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They gave me a watch that's guaranteed not to break 
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But my Mommy and Daddy broke up last fall 

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Am I going crazy, or is it just you, Daddy? 
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Am I going nuts, or is it just you, Mommy? 
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Am I plain gone, or is it just the world? 
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Mommy, I'd rather have you dead than crazy 


             C#5 
All day long  
             A5  
I felt like 
     C#5                    A5           G#5 
Smashing my head through a clear glass window 
            C#5     
But instead 
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I went out 
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And smashed up a church around the corner