Kesha

Rich White Straight Men(Ukulele chords)

Kesha

Key: Am

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Capo on 3rd fret
	        
 

Intro 
Am  Em  Am  Em    
F   C   F   G 

verse 1 
Am               Em         Am 
You could ride a unicorn to school 
           Em                   F          C         F       G  
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare   (no you don’t!) 
    Am            Em                  Am 
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free 
Em                   F           C          F     G  
That makes sense and that's fair   (no it’s not!) 
    Em            Am            Em            Am    
And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts 
            F             C              F              G 
Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car 

Pre-Chorus 1 
Am       Em    Am  Em 
   Vroom vroom 
F       C         F 
   Fuck you (fuck you!) 
        Am Em Am                   F C F  
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver? 
G           Am Em Am              F C  F 
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her 

G Am Em What if rich, white, straight men Am Em F C F Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!) G Am Em What if rich, white, straight men Am Em F C F G Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!)
verse 2 N.C. If you're from another land then come here F C F G You won't have to climb a wall (yes you will!) Am Em Am And if you are a boy who loves a boy Em F C F G You'll get a wedding cake and all (not in Colorado!) Am Em Em Am And if you are a lady and you do your lady work F C F G Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds Pre-Chorus 2 Am Em Am Em Cha-ching F C F Fuck you (fuck you!) Am Em Am F C F What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver? G Am Em Am F C F Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her
G Am Em What if rich, white, straight men Am Em F C F Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) G Am Em What if rich, white, straight men Am Em F C F G Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha)
Bridge F C Twinkle, twinkle little star Dm Am F C Dm Am How I wish the world was different F C Where who you love and who you are Dm G Was nobody’s fucking business
N.C. What if rich, white, straight men F C F Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) G Am Em What if rich, white, straight men Am Em F C F Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) G Am Em What if rich, white, straight men Am Em F C F Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) G Am Em What if rich, white, straight men Am Em F C F Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) G What if

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