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Intro
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C G7
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piddle diddle diddle bum
G7 C
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piss piddle diddle bum
F G C C/B Am
One day we got on well, then you dropped this awful smell (oh, God!)
F G C F C
Little piss piddle, poo little piddle diddle bum
C G7
Yeah, you're just a little dog looking for sympathy
G7 C
But don't kid yourself, it won't work with me
F G C C/B Am
You piddled on the floor, you piddled on the bed, you piddled on the Christmas tree
F G C
Yeah, you wag your little tail but it won't work with me
C G7
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piddle diddle diddle bum
G C
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piss piddle diddle bum
F G C C/B Am
One day we got on well, then you dropped this awful smell (terrible!)
F G C F C
Little piss piddle, poo little piddle diddle bum
Solo
C G7
G7 C
F G C C/B Am Am/G
F G C
C G7
Yeah, you've got buckleys looking for another bone
G7 C
You piddled on the doll and you won't leave the hose alone
F G C C/B Am
Yeah you shit in the shower, shat in my shoe, left a poop in the dining room
F G C
I'd call the pound but you peed on the telephone
C G7
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piddle diddle diddle bum
G7 C
Oh, piddle diddle diddle, you little piss piddle diddle bum
F G C C/B Am
One day we got on well, then you dropped this awful smell (oh, God, who’s been feedin’ him Pal?)
F G C F C
Little piss piddle, poo little piddle diddle bum