Intro:
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Verse 1:
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Fish porn, fish porn on his brain
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From down in Marathon up to the coast of Maine
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Gil's got a weird incurable disorder
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He can't go a day without gettin' on the water
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Fish porn, fish porn
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That's the diagnosis
Verse 2:
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His childhood dream was to be a great magician
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Disappear into thin air and become an apparition
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He lives by the shore, but he comes from the sea
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Goddess of the deep Lady Aphrodite
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Don't let him swim with the fishes
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Like Luca Brasi
Guitar Solo
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Verse 3:
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Now Coral loves her Gil, always greets him with her kisses
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But he's gone so much, she's understandably suspicious
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Before too long, she's a woman on a mission
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She wants to know, is he really gone fishin'?
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Fish porn, fish porn
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Early psychosis
Bridge:
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Spoonin' for a snapper, wanna hook a wahoo
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Watch out for the bull sharks circlin' you
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Keep an eye out for the blue fins hangin' with the whale
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And watch out for the men tellin' big fish tales
Guitar Solo
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Fish porn, fish porn
Verse 4:
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Coral had to be sure, so she tracked him to his hideaway spot
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With a cooler full of Landsharks, she slipped into something real hot
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She breathed a sigh of relief, there were no cameras or chicks
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No teeny bikinis, no real problems to fix
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Splish splash, mad dash
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Gil's girl's gonna save the day
Bridge:
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Coral climbed on board, Gil was pantin' like an Irish Setter
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As she proceeded with her master plan
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To make 'em both feel better
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Things got exciting, and the fish started biting, and poles were bendin'
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Everybody loves a happy ending
Outro:
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Fish porn, fish porn
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It was a happy ending
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It was the remedy
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Fish porn, fish porn
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Everybody's going out to sea
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Catch somethin' for me
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Fish porn, fish porn
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It was a happy ending
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Fish porn, fish porn
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Fish porn, fish porn
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Fish porn, fish porn