The Incredible(Ukulele chords)

	        
 
G                              G F#m Fm Em 
I am the incredible shrinking man 
                                 G 
The longer I live the smaller I stand 
          C                      G F#m Fm Em 
I was the irrelevant, misplaced son 
                  D           G 
Inconsequential, awkward and undone 



Verse 1:
 
C 
  Too short for the wishing well 
C 
Oh well, you can all just go to hell 
    G        B 
And maybe today 
C                 G 
Things will go my way 

                     B 
'cause it all seems cruel 
            C                 G 
When you're made to play the fool 
        B 
Why ask why 
C             G 
After all, we die 

Ebm 
  Must seem like you're always gone 
D                                G Eb D G 
In a world where you don't belong 



G        C                  G   F#m Fm Em 
I am the incredible melting man 
         D                     G 
Becoming nothing as long as I can 
          C                        G F#m Fm Em 
I'll be a puddle by the end of the day 
                 D          G 
Wasn't much of a person anyway 



Verse 2:
 
C 
  Too late for the dinner bell 
C 
Oh well, you can all just go to hell 
    G        B 
And maybe today 
C                 G 
Things will go my way 

                     B 
'cause it all seems cruel 
            C                G 
When you're made to play the fool 
        B 
Why ask why 
C             G 
After all, we die 

Ebm 
  Must seem like you're always gone 
D                              G 
In a world where you don't belong 

Solo 
G G F#m Fm Em D G    G F#m Fm Em D G 


Bridge:
G                                  F#m Fm Em 
It'd be fine I'd be having a ball 
       D       G 
Don't give me grief 
G                                  F#m Fm Em 
It could happen to you each and all 
       D     G 
But I need relief 

G                                  F#m Fm Em 
I hurt you 'cause my mind is mush 
       D   G 
That's my excuse 
G                                  F#m Fm Em 
I'm the widow hiding in the bush 
        D      C 
And I'm on the loose 

C 
I'm a tiny, tiny angry man 
D                                 G 
Hurting all the people that I can 


 
G           C              G 
I am the incredibly wasted man 
Em                D 
  Thought I had a promise 
                    G 
Thought there was a plan 
            C                  G 
I am the incredulous thinking fuck 
Em                 D                   G 
  I threw away my time and I'm out of luck 


Solo 
C G Em D G G 
C G Em D G 


Outro 
N.C 
It was as if my body had ceased to exist 
N.C 
There was no hunger 
N.C 
No longer the terrible fear of shrinking