Every Time A Bell Rings(Ukulele chords)

	        Intro 

F  F/Eb   F  F/Eb  (x8) 
Bb Dm C G          (2) 

verse 1 
Bb          Dm           C    G 
 Ground Control to Monty Don, 
Bb        Dm              C    G 
 The testimonial silver’s gone 
Bb         Dm                   C    G 
 The circumstance here’s pretty thin 
Bb             Dm            C  G 
 The sun comes out when I go in. 
Bb                             Dm                               Bm 
 On the way home from spinning class she pops into the deli for artisan gossip 
G                                      Bb 
 He stays in the car leafing through a high end coffee bean catalogue 
Dm                           Bm                            G 
 Their dream is to open up a roasterie in the Keswick area. 

Chorus 
Bb                   F 
 Get your hedge cut; get your fuckin’ hedge cut 
Bb                   F 
 Get your hedge cut; get your fuckin’ hedge cut 
Bb             F       Dm            Bb   Dm C G  Bb Dm C G 
 Start meeting friends, and cut your hedge. 


verse 2 
Bb             Dm          C     G 
 Why can’t you say “orang-utan?” 
Bb             Dm                C     G 
 Why can’t you just say “Ku-Klux-Klan?” 
Bb             Dm             C   G 
 Who needs the library or the pub 
Bb              Dm            C   G 
 When we’ve got your creative hub? 
Bb                              Dm                        Bm 
 He got a Boardman bike on the “Cycle-To-Work” scheme, discovered he really enjoyed it; 
G                                    Bb 
 Started watching the Tour-De-France highlights on ITV 4 
           Dm                                   Bm                        G 
Worshipped at the altar of Wiggo and Froome-dog; goes out every Sunday in full Sky replica kit. 

Chorus 
Bb                   F 
 Get your hedge cut, get your fuckin’ hedge cut 
Bb                   F 
 Get your hedge cut, get your fuckin’ hedge cut 
Bb              F     Dm             C     F  C  F  C  F  C  F 
 Stop analysing Strava, and cut your hedge. 

verse 3 
Bb                 Dm                      Bm 
 “It’s a wonderful Life”; it’s a wonderful film 
                                         G 
Tho’ the more I watch it the more I want Potter to succeed 
Bb                                                      Dm 
 Not least when that lot up the road come out in to the street every New Year’s Eve 
Bm                       G                                           Bb  F  Bb  F  Bb  F  C    C7 
Drunk on Ptolemy’s hock, hugging each other and going’ “hee-haw, hee-haw”. 
A             Bb         C  C7            F 
 Every time a bell rings, I hate you some more 
A             Bb         C  C7            F 
 Every time a bell rings, I hate you some more 
A             Bb         C  C7            F 
 Every time a bell rings, I hate you some more 
A             Bb         C  C7            F 
 Every time a bell rings. 

Outro 
A   Bb  C  C7   F   (x6) (fade on last time)