Ive Got A Dark Ally And A Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth(Ukulele chords)

	        (Intro) C F C F C F G 

G                   C               F           C               F 
Joke me something awful just like kisses on the necks of 'best friends' 
C          F    (C) G 
We're the kids who feel like dead ends 
       C          C9    (C)    G                  F 
And I want to be known for my hits, not just my misses 
          C        C9          (C)  G 
I took a shot and didn't even come close 

   C          F       G 
At trust and love and hope 
         C        F    C               G 
And the poets are just kids who didn't make it 
    C     F           G 
and never had it at all 

(riff) 
'..never..' 
ocultar tablatura
 
E |-0-------------| 
B |---0-----------| 
G |-----5---------| 
D |-------3--3s5--| 
A |--------------3| 
E |---------------| 
 

         Amsus   C         F 
And the record won't stop skipping 
         Amsus    C          F 
And the lies just won't stop slipping 
    C               F              G 
And besides my reputation's on the line 
       Amsus   C       F 
We can fake it for the airwaves 
          Amsus   C     F 
Force our smiles, baby, half dead 
         C         F     G 
From comparing myself to everyone else around me 

ocultar tablatura
 
E |----------------------------------------0-------------| 
B |------------------------------------------0-----------| 
G |--------------------------------------------5---------| 
D |----------------------------------------------3--3s5--| 
A |-----------------------------------------------------3| 
E |00000000111111113333333333333333----------------------| 


p.m.------------------------------| 
 


G                C            F                    C          F 
Please put the doctor on the phone 'cause I'm not making any sense 
      C    F       G 
Blame everyone but me for this mess 
        C            F        C               F 
And my back has been breaking from this heavy heart 
   C     F       G 
We never seemed so far 

    C           F                        G 
I'm hopelessly hopeful, that you're just hopeless enough 
       C     F         G 
But we never had it at all 

(riff) 
'..never..' 
ocultar tablatura
 
E |-0-------------| 
B |---0-----------| 
G |-----5---------| 
D |-------3--3s5--| 
A |--------------3| 
E |---------------| 
 

         Amsus  C          F 
And the record won't stop skipping 
         Amsus    C         F 
And the lies just won't stop slipping 
     C             F               G 
And besides my reputation's on the line 
        Amsus  C        F 
We can fake it for the airwaves 
          Amsus   C      F 
Force our smiles, baby, half dead 
         C         F         G 
From comparing myself to everyone else around me 
C                  F        G 
                         everyone else around me 
C                  F        G 
                         everyone else around me 
C                  F        G 
                         everyone else around me 
( C   F   G  C )