Intro: C Dm F G (x2)
Verse 1:
C Dm
Self deprecation never felt so deserved
F G C
Well, I guess I'm up to date with the new trends
C Dm
These last 8 months have really been a blur
F G C G
and I'm not sure when this fuzziness will end
Verse 2:
F G
You think the doctor's gonna help
C
You think the whole world's turned to hell
F G C
You think that every face you known has turned against you
F G C Am
You think that everyone should see that there's still good inside of me
F G C G
But you don't know how much of You we lost this week
F G C
You think that exercise and sleep and that eating properly
F G C
could make it justified that your life should continue
F G C Am
I hope You take this graciously You've been an awful human being
F G N.C
.and if it were up to me I wouldn't forgive You
C Dm
So I'll talk to my therapist
F G
about my zealous arrogance
C Dm F G
and she said that I'm thinking way too hard (wo-ah)
C Dm
I'll visit my psychiatrist
F G
and he said he'll take care of it
C Dm F G
but he said I could use a body guard (uh-oh)
Verse 3:
F G
You think that learning you can cook
C Am
or reading a million books
F G C
will fill the hole that always just seems to get bigger
F G
You were a cancer, too aloof,
C Am
and You wouldn't tell the truth
F G C G
Now You will never get a chance to make them dinner
F G
Your intentions aren't enough
C Am
its all your actions not your fluff
F G C
and all your actions have been nothing less than evil
F G C Am
I wish this all could be reversed but its only getting worse
F G
and I would rather trust a rat than trust the devil