Deep(Ukulele chords)

	        
Progression: G#, B, Em7, C 

(spoken) This songs about how deep I am 
I'm really fucking deep bro 
So deep that it's called.. Hashtag Deep 
G#                               B               Em7        C 
Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air? 
       G# (repeat for next line) 
Me Neither 
Have you ever stopped to finish out a rhyme but the right words just weren't there? 
Meat Cleaver 


G#                 B            Em7       C 
The people in my life are like grains of sand 

G#                   B 
Cause they stick together 

Em7 
Yeah.. Often near my butt hole 

C           G#         Em7          G#             C 
If life is an ocean than I am a deep and handsome fish 

              G#     B 
A fish that's drowning   

           C                 G#              
If the artistic process is a birth canal 

Em7      G#          C 
Than I am a freshly jellied kid 

                          G#     B 
Come witness my crowning 

                      C 
Cause thoughts of mine 

              B 
Must be a sign that I'm 

        G# 
Hashtag Deep 

Same progression as top: 
(spoken: If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?) 
Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet instead of your  
girlfriends face? Me neither.. Me neither! 


G#           B             Em7        C 
The people in my life are like blades of grass 

G#               Em7                     B 
Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole! 

C     G#      Em7        G#          C 
Art is a harlot and i am her sassy urban friend 

                          G#       B 
Mmm, bitch it's like your being so selfish 

C             G#         Em7        G#              C                    G#   B 
If momma is right and the world is my oyster then i must have an allergy to shellfish 

C                       B 
You don't know. How could you know 

G#   B   Em7   C 
If life makes you wish you were dead 
Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head 
Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream 
Hashtag Deep