Hero(Ukulele chords)

	        
Part 1 
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The pilot had a heart attack. The co-pilot can't be found. 
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The people in the aisles are screamin'. They know the plane is goin' down. 
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We need a hero, someone to save us. 
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We need a hero to land the plane. 
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We need a hero, who's gonna do it. 
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We need a hero to save the day. yeah! 
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So I jump to my feet, and I volunteer. The people on the plane all start to cheer. 
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I get a high five from a baby, and a hickey from a flight attendant. 
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So I go into the cockpit put the headset on, and grab the main controls. 
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Then I right away I crash the plane because I don't know what I'm doin'. 

Part 2 
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We're on a runaway train. The conductor had a meltdown. 
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The people in the dining car are screaming really really loud. 
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We need a hero, someone to save us. 
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We need a hero to bring us through the danger. 
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We need a hero, somebody competent. 
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We need a hero to save the day. Yeah! 
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So I put the engineer's hat on the top of my head. The people go f***in' crazy. 
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A guy says, 'You're the man, man', and a deaf woman signs, 'Go get em''. 
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So I go to the cab and I toot the whistle. That's something that I alway wanted to do. 
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Then right away we fly off the bridge, because I don't know what I'm doin' 

Part 3 
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We're in a nice family restaurant. Somebody's Grandma is choking on a lamb chop. 
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There's panic in the air as Nana's face turns blue. The busboy screams in spanish, 'What the F*** do we do?!' 
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We need a hero, who's gonna do it. 
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We need a hero to clear out her windpipe. 
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We need a hero, who's down with Heimlich? 
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We need a hero to save the day. Yeah! 
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So I slap my napkin down on the table, and I get a f***in' standin' ovation. 
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Another guy gets up and says he's a doctor. I say, 'Sit the f*** down, I got this s***. 
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Then I wrap my arms around Grandma's chest, and look her grandkids deep in the eyes. 
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Then right away I break all her ribs, because I don't know what I'm doin'