Screeching Weasel

I Wanna Be Homosexual(Tabs)

Screeching Weasel

Key: B

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Lead intro: 
(rhythm chords):      B       E     C#            E       B     E   
E|----------12-11----------------12-11--------------------------11- 
B|--(bass)--------12--(bass)--12-------12----12----12--12-12-12---- 
G|----------------------------------------11----------------------- 
 
          C#                   E             B                   E   
E|----------------------------12-11-------------------------12-11-- 
B|--12-----12----12----12-12--------12----12----12----12-12-------- 
G|-----11-----11----11-----------------11----11----11-------------- 
 
         C#                  E              B                    E 
E|----------------------------------------14--14-14--14-14-14--14-- 
B|--12----12----12----12----12----12------------------------------- 
G|-----11----11----11----11----11----11---------------------------- 
 
                    C#                   E                    B
E|--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14-- 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------- 
G|----------------------------------------------------------------- 
 
                   E                   C#                  E 
E|--14-14--14-14-14-15-14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14-12-11----- 
B|----------------------------------------------------------------12-- 
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------- 
 
   B                       E                       C# 
E|-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11-- 
B|--12----------12----------12----------12----------12----------- 
G|--------------------------------------------------------------- 
 
               E                       B 
E|-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11-- 
B|--12----------12----------12----------12----------12----------- 
G|--------------------------------------------------------------- 
 
   E                       C#                      E           B          
E|-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11-12-11-12-11----| 
B|--12----------12----------12----------12----------------------12-| 
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| 
 
B / C# / E x2 
 
 Verse : 
B                                                  C#      E 
  I got a little list and I've been working out my limp wrist 
B                                                 C#        E 
  See you in orange drag(?), I think I wanna be a faggot, man 
B                                   C#    E        B 
Mincing ninny(?), prince and fairy, merry little queen 
                                                  C#      E 
A fruit-splitter's(?) wet dream, a dance boy with wing(?) 
 
 Chorus : 
B         F#    G#         E      B 
  I wanna be, I wanna be a homosexual 
        F#  G#         E      B 
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual 
        F#  G#         E      B 
I wanna be, wanna be a homosexual 
        F#  G#  E 
I wanna be 
 
 Verse : 
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass 
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine 
So what's the difference, Mister Greenwrench (?), you just need a man 
A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah 
 
 Repeat chorus  
 
 Bridge : 
E           F#                D#                         G# 
  Call me a faggot, call me a butt-lovin', fudge packin' queer 
        E                               F# 
I don't care cause it's the straight in straight edge 
              D#               G#            E               F# 
That makes me wanna drink your beer and be a pansy, and be a homo 
 
 Verse : 
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass 
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the 
street 
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of shit 
Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer 
 
 Repeat chorus and end on B 
 
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Contribuição: Lucas Souto Rezende([email protected]) 

	        

Written by Danny Vapid/Ben Weasel

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