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INTRO D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------5-----------8-----7---7----------5-------8-----7-----7------------| G|-5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7--------5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7----------------| C|-----------------8-----7-----7------------------------8-----7---7----------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------5-----------8-----7---7----------5-------8-----7-----7------------| G|-5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7--------5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7----------------| C|-----------------8-----7-----7------------------------8-----7---7----------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------5-----------8-----7---7----------5-------8-----7-----7------------| G|-5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7--------5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7----------------| C|-----------------8-----7-----7------------------------8-----7--------------| Verse 1 D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---7----7----5----7----7----7----7----7------------------------------------| G|-5----5----5----5----5----5----5----5-----8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8----| C|----------------------------------------8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8------| What manner of creature stands behind this counter D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---3----3----3----3----3----3----3----3---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7----| C|-3----3----3----3----3----3----3----3---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7------| Man or machine is the big mystery D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|-7-7-----------------------------------------------------------------------| C|-7-7------------------8-8----------------------3-3-------------------------| G|-5-5------------------8-8----------------------3-3-------------------------| C|----------------------8-8----------------------3-3-------------------------| with every transaction comes a sweet satisfaction D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------------------------| G|---------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------------------------| C|---------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------------------------| as I cement my place in history. D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--------------------------------------------------------7-7-7-7------------| C|----------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-----7-7-7-7-------------------7-7-7-7------------| G|----------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-----7-7-7-7-------------------5-5-5-5------------| c|----------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-----7-7-7-7--------------------------------------| but it's just another sale (Come on and buy 'em love, you just can't get enough) D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------| G|---------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------| C|---------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------| to this comics-selling alpha male. Chorus D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--7-7-7-7------------------------------------------------------------------| C|--7-7-7-7--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| G|--5-5-5-5--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| C|-----------------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| I could sell comics to a blind man (a Wednesday warrior through and through) D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--7-7-7-7------------------------------------------------------------------| C|--7-7-7-7--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| G|--5-5-5-5--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| C|-----------------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| and you'll buy every single thing I tell you to. D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|----7-7-7-7----------------------------------------------------------------| C|----7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10---------------| G|----5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10---------------| C|------------3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10---------------| cos I sell comics baby. (Come on and buy 'em love, you just can't get enough) D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--7-7-7-7------------------------------------------------------------------| C|--7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10-----------------| G|--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10-----------------| C|----------3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10-----------------| I sell comics baby. Oooooooo..... (Come on and buy 'em love, you can't get enough) D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------5-----------8-----7---7----------5-------8-----7-----7------------| G|-5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7--------5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7----------------| C|-----------------8-----7-----7------------------------8-----7---7----------| Oooooooo.....Yeahhhhhhhh D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------5-----------8-----7---7----------5-------8-----7-----7------------| G|-5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7--------5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7----------------| C|-----------------8-----7-----7------------------------8-----7--------------| Verse 2 D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---7----7----5----7----7----7----7----7------------------------------------| G|-5----5----5----5----5----5----5----5-----8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8----| C|----------------------------------------8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8------| My fingers dance over the cash register D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---3----3----3----3----3----3----3----3---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7----| C|-3----3----3----3----3----3----3----3---7---7---7---7---7---7---7---7------| Don't look so surprised I'll leave your mouth agape D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|-7-7-----------------------------------------------------------------------| C|-7-7------------------8-8----------------------3-3-------------------------| G|-5-5------------------8-8----------------------3-3-------------------------| C|----------------------8-8----------------------3-3-------------------------| and it's not because I make King Kong look like D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------------------------| G|---------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------------------------| C|---------7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-----------------------------------| just another ape D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--------------------------------------------------------7-7-7-7------------| C|----------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-----7-7-7-7-------------------7-7-7-7------------| G|----------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-----7-7-7-7-------------------5-5-5-5------------| c|----------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-----7-7-7-7--------------------------------------| it's just another sale (Come on and buy 'em love, you just can't get enough) D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------| G|---------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------| C|---------8-8-8-8-3-3-3-3-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7---------------------------| to this comics-selling alpha male. Chorus D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--7-7-7-7------------------------------------------------------------------| C|--7-7-7-7--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| G|--5-5-5-5--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| C|-----------------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| I could sell comics to a blind man (a Wednesday warrior through and through) D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--7-7-7-7------------------------------------------------------------------| C|--7-7-7-7--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| G|--5-5-5-5--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| C|-----------------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| and you'll buy every single thing I tell you to. D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|----7-7-7-7----------------------------------------------------------------| C|----7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10---------------| G|----5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10---------------| C|------------3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10---------------| cos I sell comics baby. (Come on and buy 'em love, you just can't get enough) D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--7-7-7-7------------------------------------------------------------------| C|--7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10-----------------| G|--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10-----------------| C|----------3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10-----------------| I sell comics baby. Oooooooo..... (Come on and buy 'em love, you can't get enough) SOLO D|-------------------------------10-10-12-13-12-----13-12-15-13-12-13-12-----| A|---------------------10-10-10----------------13-10--------------------13-10| F|14-14p12--------10-12--------12-------------------------------------------=| C|---------12-12-14----------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| TAPPING SOLO D|-13p12p10------h12-13p12p10------h12-15p12p10------h12-15p12p10------h12---| A|----------13p10-------------13p10-------------15p10-------------15p10------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-18p12p10------h12-20p12p10------h12-22p12p10------h12h22| A|----------18p10-------------20p10-------------22p10------| F|---------------------------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------------------| SOLO CONT. D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------18---------------------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|-------------7--10---12---14---14h15-15------------------------------------| G|-----3h5-8-7--8---10---12---15---------------------------------------------| C|-3~0-----------------------------------------------------------------------| In WW two the allies kicked nazi ass D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------18b19-----------------------------18b19-------------------| F|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| C|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| and Hitler sobbed nein, nein, nein Just like my competition when they hang that going out of business sign. Chorus/End D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--7-7-7-7------------------------------------------------------------------| C|--7-7-7-7--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| G|--5-5-5-5--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| C|-----------------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| I could sell comics to a blind man D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--7-7-7-7------------------------------------------------------------------| C|--7-7-7-7--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| G|--5-5-5-5--------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| C|-----------------3-3-3-3-----8-8-8-8-------------8-8-----10-10-------------| and you'll buy every single thing I tell you to. D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|----7-7-7-7----------------------------------------------------------------| C|----7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10---------------| G|----5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10---------------| C|------------3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10---------------| cos I sell comics baby. (Come on and buy 'em love, you just can't get enough) D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| F|--7-7-7-7------------------------------------------------------------------| C|--7-7-7-7-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10-----------------| G|--5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10-----------------| C|----------3-3-3-3-8-8-8-8----------------------10-10-10-10-----------------| I sell comics baby. Oooooooo..... (Come on and buy 'em love, you can't get enough) D|------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------| F|----------------------------------7-7-----| C|---------5-----------8-----7---7--7-7-----| G|-5-5-8-5---5-8-5---8-----7--------5-5-----| C|-----------------8-----7-----7------------|
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