Bloodhound Gang Kiss Me Where It Smells(Tabs)

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Intro 
Bridge 
Verse 
Intro 
 
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Intro 
Intro (doubled) 
 
 
Lyrics: 
 
1st 
You came twice last year like a Sears catalog 
Coz your last boyfriend makes love like boss hogg 
But now you're seeing me, but soon I'll have you seeing God 
Cause girl, I'll get you panting like a Pavlov's dog 
 
Like a DC-10 guaranteed to go down 
But baby your black box is the one that I've found 
I'll give you the gift that keeps on giving, it wont cost you any money 
Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny 
 
2nd 
So down I go like I'm two thousand flushes 
I can tell I'm doing something right by the way that she blushes 
She's the one that's speechless, I'm the one that's tongue tied 
She's thinking holy mackerel, I'm thinking tuna on the side 
 
There must be something wrong with Al Pacino's nose 
Coz the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes 
Yeah, I'm snorkeling for clams and it doesn't matter if I wanna be 
Don't come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny 
 
 
Drop my face below her waist, and stay on 3rd base 
I can tell the cherry's ripe by the way it tastes 
Yeah, I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside 
							her panties 
And then drink it while eating out down at the seafood shanty