Verse 1:
G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
Bm
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em C
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
Cm
I told her
G
But now I'm 26 and I work in an office
Bm
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em C
If I could change a single thing
Cm
I'd make it me and not him
Verse 2:
G
And, yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course I've met Jared)
Bm
The one who took you away from me
Em
You hit it off instantly
C Cm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Bm
Push against his fashion sense
Em C
I've thought about what he looks like nude
Cm A
I'm not gay, though
G Bm
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G Bm
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C Cm
From back when we were seventeen
Verse 3:
G
How on Earth could I be saved?
Bm
When I'm one click away from insane
Em
I just think that I deserve
C Cm
A little bit of what I earned
G
I'm not gonna make another scene
Bm
The one I made when I was 23
Em C Cm A
It means I'm not allowed in Disney World