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Transcribed by Rob
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Here we go!
G A# C F (x4)
G A# C F
My girlfriend don't love me no more,
G A# C F
I'm trying my best but she wants more.
A#(pm) C(pm)
She says 'Why can't you be like that guy on TV?
A#(pm) F(stop)
He calls himself naked but wears a skivvy.'
G A# C F
I decided to make her some food.
G A# C F
Well, I stood at the stove in the nude,
A#(pm) C(pm)
But then I found out, why he's not tackle out,
A#(pm)
Why his not in the buff,
C(pm)
While he's cooking his stuff.
F(let ring)
I discovered a whole new meaning to fat fire!
G C D
I'm trying so hard to impress her,
G C D
But in the kitchen I'm making a mess-er.
G F Em
My pasta's a huge disaster,
G F Em
She's not in a hurry to eat my curry,
D(let ring)
And my soup spelt backwards is poos.
C G
I've got a new recipe,
A
Maybe if he uses it, she'll love me.
G C F
Oh postie please deliver,
G C F
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver.
G F Em
That would be the best gift I could give her,
D(let ring) G
If my sultana sandwich made it on the Naked Chef.
G A# C F (x2)
(Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Alright! Rocking out to the kids man! This is the impro bit)
G A# C F
I can just see him now on his show,
G A# C
In between washing his car and riding his moped.
A#(pm) C(pm)
His beautiful flat, and his trendy speech impediment,
D(let ring)
Does he ever have time to cook?
G A# C F
Well, what we've a got now is this new recipe posted in from Merrick, yeah Merrick, yeah.
It's a sultana sandwich, you know, it's a bit weird. Bit like me, cause I'm a bit weird.
I'm a bit on the edge, I'm a bit cool, you know?
I'm young - old people don't really get me cause I'm fantastic. Yeah, I'm bloody great.
G C F
Oh postie please deliver,
G C F
My sandwich to Jamie Oliver.
G F Em
That would be the best gift I could give her,
D(let ring) F(lrt ring)
If my sultana sandwich made it on the Naked Chef. What a gyp!
F(let ring)
Girls get Jamie Oliver.
G
And we get Two Fat Ladies.