Song For Wossy(Keyboard chords)

	        
A                              
Wossy, in two weeks you’ll be gone 

           E/A 
This is my last opportunity to sing you a song 

     G/A 
So I wanna ask a favour before 

                D         Dsus2-D  
You get on with your life 

A 
Jonathan, I wanna make love to you 

E/A 
Wossy I just wanna make sweet love to you 

G/A 
Just once, I wanna make sweet love to you 

G          G/A     D 
Sweet love to your wife 


             Dm 
There’s just something about her  

That drives me insane 

               A/C# 
She’s got that cute sense of humour 

And a brilliant brain 

           Bm7 
But if I’m totally honest 

My feelings for Jane 

    A 
Are mostly sexual 

            Dm 
Don’t wanna put you and her 

In an awkward position 

      A/C# 
But I know I’d regret it 

If I didn’t ask the question 

       Bm7 
I have talked to my wife 

And she gave me permission 

   G/A                   A 
We both have a celebrity shag concession 

    G   G/A  D 
And mine is Jane 

G   G/A  D 
Hers is Wayne Rooney 

Em7 
Although to be fair 

        G/A 
There’s not much chance of scoring there 

D        A 
Jane, in two weeks time 

     G             
Your hubby will be out on the breadline baby 

    D              
And surely you’re not gonna wanna be 

G                    A    
Spending time with a bum 

D                A 
I know that in a month or three 

           G 
He’ll have weaselled his way back onto my TV 

           D                   G 
But in the meantime, would you consider me 

      E 
For a little fun? 


 (A E/A  G/A  D )
Just one night, Jane, would embiggen me 
Just one night, baby, you’ll be diggin’ me 
Just a little dabble in temporary bigamy 
I just wanna make love, sweet love to you 

What I wouldn’t give for just one night with you 
Nothing too weird, just a nice night with a 
Couple of whips and an underwater camera 
I just wanna make a little sweet love to you 

Wossy, you can watch if that’d make you feel better 
That’d make it even more unforgettable 
You can hold the camera and make some bruschetta 
In case I get hungry making sweet love to your wife 

Stop me, won’t you Wossy, if this is getting weird? 
The thought of Jane nuzzling my ginger beard 
I’m just doing a song, like we agreed 
And it just happens to be a song about how I wanna 
Make sweet love to your wife 

Oooh 

Dm 
Jonathan I’ve always admired you 

      A/C# 
I was nervous about our interview 

         Bm7 
But your producers assured me 

That all I had to do 

       G/A                    D 
Was be totally honest...with you