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I have always thought in the back of my mind, 'Cheese and onions',
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I have always thought that the world was unkind, 'Cheese and onions'!
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O - N - I - O - N - S! Oh, no!
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Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
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Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self clean!)
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Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur! Oh - oh, oh!
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Man or de - vice? (Man or de - vice?)
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For everything nice, (Every - thing nice!)
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You'd better think twice, (Ah, ah!) at least, once more! Oh - oh, oh!
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Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
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Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self clean!)
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Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur---------!
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Man or de - vice? (Man or de - vice?)
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For everything nice, (Every - thing nice!)
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You'd better think twice, (Ah, ah!) at least, once more--------!
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Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
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Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self clean!)
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Or be a 'Has - been', (Ah, ah!) ...like a dino - saur---------!
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(Man or de - vice?) (Every - thing nice!)
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Written by Neil Innes