Black Friday(Keyboard chords)

	        


Verse 
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Black Friday shoppers 
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Are chomping at the bit 
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To fill their shopping carts 
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With debt and greed and shit 
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They wake up in the morning 
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Around 4: 28 
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So they can get to the box-store 
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And find a parking space 
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They clipped out all the coupons 
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They made a shopping list 
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They push and shove to get ahead 
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With barbed-wire 'round their fist 
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A woman died in Walmart 
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To buy her family gifts 
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She had no idea 
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It was the last day she would live 
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So if you go out shopping 
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On Black Friday this year 
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It may be the last time 
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We see you around here. ... 

Outro 
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Jesus Christ! 
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Didn't die! 
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For you to be an asshole! 
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He didn't come to make 
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War for oil's sake! 
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And blame it on people who are different!