The Ballad Of Me And My Brain(Keyboard chords)

	        
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And well, I think I've gone mad 
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Isn't that so sad? 
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And what a shame you've lost a brain that you never had 

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Oh, mum check the car - It can't have gone far 
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I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar 
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It's likely in a Sainsbury's 
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Flirting with the girls and waiting for me 

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I jumped on a bus, declared my name 
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And asked if anybody had seen my brain 
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Your brain was last seen going for a run 
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And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura? 
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'Cause she adores ya, but I think you're shit 
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'I've gotta look for my brain for a bit!' 

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I stepped outside, it hurt my eyes 
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'Well what do you expect when you've got no mind!' 
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I searched all day it drove me insane  
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'Where would I be if I was my brain?' 

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Outro 
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The nice nurse told me said she felt my pain 
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But couldn't find a single trace of my brain 
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'Oops I did it again' started playing 
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Forget my brain, remember my pain 

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