Short People By Newman From Seinfeld(Keyboard chords)

	        
Intro: A, A7, D, E, A (x2) 


verse 1 

A 
What should we do  
     A7 
Oh, What should we do  
      D                   E             A 
These tiny aliens want to turn us into space slaves  
             A 
We only have one chance  
         A7 
Yeah, we only have one shot 
   D                         E       A 
To beat them in a competition of our choice  


B                   D                   A 
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball  
    B                     D                   A 
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all  
      B                      D                    A 
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball  
        B                     D                          A 
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule 
 


verse 2 

A 
This plan is foolproof  
     A7 
Oh, it’s a foolproof plan  
    D                              E                             A 
I guess we’re assuming that these aliens don’t have undisclosed powers (Or something) 
                  A 
Cause that would suck, man  
                A7 
Oh, that would really bust my gourd  
              D                       E                    A 
If they could do something crazy like harness NBA player’s skills 


B                   D                   A 
We should challenge them in a game of Basketball  
    B                     D                   A 
I don’t know much, yeah I don’t know much at all  
      B                      D                    A 
But I know short people have trouble playing Basketball  
        B                     D                          A 
Besides Muggsy Bogues, the exception that proves the rule (2x)