Slim Pickins(Keyboard chords)

	        
Intro F#m7  D  A  E   

Verse 1:

A                           F#m7 
  Guess I'll end this life alone 
D 
I am not dramatic 
          A                      E 
These are just the thoughts that pass right through me 
A                           F#m7 
  All the douchebags in my phone 
  D 
I play them like a slot machine 
A                  E 
If they're winning I'm just losing 

Pre-Chorus

C#7            F#m7 
  Oh boy who's jacked and kind 
D                Dm 
  Can't find his ass to save my life 



       A     F#m7 
Oh it's slim pickins 
           D 
If I can't have the one I love 
          E 
Then it's you who I'll be kissin 
A                A7 
  Just to get my fix in 
          D 
Since the good ones are deceased or taken 
Dm                            A 
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' 


( F#m7  D  A  E ) 

Verse 2:

A                        F#m7 
  Jesus what's a girl to do 
D                              A 
This boy doesn't even know the difference 
        E 
Between 'their' 'there' and 'they are' 
A                      F#m7 
  Yet he's naked in my room 
D 
Missin all the things he's missin 
A                 E            C#7 
God knows that he isn't living large 

Pre-Chorus

C#7           F#m7 
  A boy who's nice that breathes 
D                   Dm 
  Well I swear he's nowhere to be seen 



    A     F#m7 
It's slim pickins 
           D 
If I can't have the one I love 
           A               E 
Guess it's you who I'll be kissin 
A                A7 
  Just to get my fix in 
          D 
Since the good ones are deceased or taken 
Dm                            A 
I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' 
F#m7           D         A   E 
   Moanin' and bitchin' 


( A  A7 ) 

Final 

              D                            Dm 
And since the good ones call thier exes wasted 
              D                        Dm 
And since the lord forgot my gay awakenin' 
               D 
Then I'll just be here in the kitchen 
E                           A 
Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'
	        

Written by Sabrina Carpenter / Amy Allen / Jack Antonoff