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C D9
Mott the Hoople and the game of Life
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
Mister Fred Blassie and a breakfast mess
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
I'll see you in heaven if you make the list
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Am G
Now Andy did you hear about this one?
Am G
Tell me are you locked in the punch?
Am G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
C D
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
G Am C
If you believed
Bm G Am D
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G Am C
If you believe
Bm Am
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
C D9
Moses went walking with a staff of wood
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
Newton got beaned by the apple good
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
Mr. Charles Darwin had the gall to ask
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Am G
Now Andy did you hear about this one?
Am G
Tell me are you locked in the punch?
Am G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
C D
Hey baby, are you having fun?
G Am C
If you believed
Bm G Am D
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G Am C
If you believe
Bm Am
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
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Em D Em
C D9
Here's a little agit for the never believer
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
Here's a little ghost for the offering
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
C D9
Mr. Andy Kaufman's gone wrestling
C
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Am G
Now Andy did you hear about this one?
Am G
Tell me are you locked in the punch?
Am G
Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
C D
Hey baby, are we losing touch?
G Am C
If you believed
Bm G Am D
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G Am C
If you believe
Bm Am
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
G Am C
If you believed
Bm G Am D
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G Am C
If you believe
Bm Am
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
G Am C
If you believed
Bm G Am D
They put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G Am C
If you believe
Bm Am Em
There's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool
Written by William Thomas Berry, Peter Lawrence Buck, Michael E. Mills, John Michael Stipe