I Hate Your Guts(Keyboard chords)

	        

Intro: A Em D A D   (4x) 



Verse: 
D            A 
When I was 17,  
D             A 
I wish i was 23 
D           A 
When i hit 23 
  E            A 
I wish i was 17 

D              A 
Now i'm almost 29 
D             A 
I wish i was 85 
    D            A            E              A 
It would be statistically unlikely you'd be alive 



                     D 
Because i hate your guts 
                   A 
Shit i hate you so much 
             E       D           A 
I hope you suffer a small paper cut 

A B C#                 D              
       I hope your boss makes you stay for 
   A        F#m 
A half hour more 
           E 
Because i hate your guts 
       D             E         A 
And i wish i didn't love you anymore 



Intro: A Em D A D   (2x) 


verse 2: 
D                     A 
I hate the way you breathe 
D                    A 
The stupid way you sneeze 
D                       A 
How does everything you eat 
  E                    A 
End up stuck in your teeth? 

D                      A 
The way you steal the sheets 
D              A 
When we go to bed 
        D               A            E           A 
As i guessed they're a hole in the back of your head  



                     D 
Because i hate your guts 
                    A 
Shit i hate you so much 
             E       D           A 
I hope the battery dies on your phone  

A B C#                D              
       I hope your favorite TV show 
   A        F#m 
Fails to record 
           E 
Because i hate your guts 
       D             E        A 
And i wish i didn't love you anymore 



D 
Wish i didn't love you woah 
A 
Wish i didn't love you woah 
E                         F#m*        
Wish i didn't love you woooooaaaah 

                      D 
I hope when i'm on a tour 
                 A         F#m 
You lose your keys to the door 
           E 
Because i hate your guts 
       D             E        A 
And i wish i didn't love you anymore 


Intro: 
A Em D A D    (2x) 



Bridge: 
D    A    Em     D     A  
D    A    Em     D     E     A 


D 
Wish i didn't love you woah 
A 
Wish i didn't love you woah 
E                         F#m*        
Wish i didn't love you woooooaaaah 

         D 
So you must be mistaken 
    A 
If you want to date me 
       D 
You'd be more respected  
    A 
If you were to hate me 
        D        
There's so many warnings  
     A         F#m 
You choose to ignore 

           E 
Because i hate your guts 
       D             E        A 
And i wish i didn't love you anymore 


Intro: 
A Em D A D  (3x) 

             A 
I HATE YOUR GUTS!