Forty(Keyboard chords)

	        
Intro: D 


Verse 

D 
Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I can't say that I'm thrilled 
        G                                        D 
I never dated Wynona Ryder, and I probably never will 
                                                        
I guess I'm frickin' forty, but I'm better off than some 
                                           A              D    
Well I might be frickin' forty, but you're frickin' forty-one 


verse 2 

      D                                                         
Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, All the kids call me 'old man' 
         G                           D                         
I need glasses and alkaseltzer and a frickin' prostate exam 
                                                         
I guess I'm frickin' forty, but I'm better off than you 
                                           A              D      
Well I might be frickin' forty, but you're frickin' forty-two 


Solo 

D G D   A D 


verse 3 

       D                                                     
Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I'm a petered out Peter Pan 
        G                                                        D      
And sometimes I feel foolish, I make my livin' singing with this band 
                                                      
I guess I'm frickin' forty, That's what my mama said 
                                                  A                  D        
But Bruce Springsteen's frickin' sixty-two and the Stones are almost dead 


verse 4 

 D                                                               
Well I guess I'm frickin' forty, I can't say that I'm thrilled 
                G                                                      D          
But still I'm a buck wild lovin' cowboy, I don't need them little blue pills 
                                                        
I guess I'm frickin' forty, but it ain't no thing to me 
                                          A                  D              
Well I might be frickin' forty, hell, I'm lying, I'm forty-three