Half Man Half Biscuit

The Announcement(Keyboard chords)

Half Man Half Biscuit

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Intro 

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He used to wear Trespass and shop at the Aldi 
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Now he’s the joker in the clubhouse at Caldy 
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His hair was receding; his face it descended 
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Now he’s been up to Rodney Street and had it all mended 
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He used to walk home with a chop suey roll 
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Now he’s in Sheldrake’s devouring his soul 
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His mate’s got a six-berth in Kinmel Bay 
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And for the last week in August that’s where he’d stay 
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But now it’s a fortnight in tropical climes 
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Raising of a lager and here’s to the times 
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But the worried demeanour as I went through his turnstile 
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Was clarified later when I heard the announcement: 

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G C7 G C7 “John MacNamara, John MacNamara G C7 D7 G John MacNamara to the cash office please. G C7 G C7 John MacNamara, John MacNamara G C7 D7 G John MacNamara to the cash office please. D7 G To the cash office please D7 G G To the cash office please”.

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