Half Man Half Biscuit

Sponsoring The Moshpits(Keyboard chords)

Half Man Half Biscuit

Key: A

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Intro: A D A (x4) 

A                             D           A 
In front of the bar staff the bands still play 
                         D      A 
So I get on my knees and really pray 
                             D        A 
Ask for inspiration from the boys up above 
                               D       A 
Handed down a plan which seems simple enough. 


        D       G        A          D              G      A 
Another bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat 
             D      G       A 
We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums. 


                                    D        A 
Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked 
                                     D          A 
Then describe to companies how their name would look 
                                   D       A 
Plastered round the area where the punters mass 
                                  D    A 
Ten times more effective than the underpass. 


       D       G        A          D              G      A 
It’s a bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat 
             D      G       A 
We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums! 


D                   A     C                    G 
Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he’d be interested in 
  D               A      C                 G                            D A A  D A (x4) 
A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound. 


                             D       A 
Come on everybody there’s no time to waste 
                       D            A 
Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste 
                              D           A 
Common misconceptions will be left at the door 
                                   D  A 
And Sparks won’t come from Germany anymore. 


        D      G      A           D             G      A 
So it’s thumbs up for Gabriel for keeping small clubs afloat 
      D      G       A 
We’re sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums! 


D                   A     C                    G 
Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he’d be interested in 
  D               A      C                 G               D            A 
A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound 
C                     G            D                A 
 And in this way your club will be saved from the JCB 
C                     G                         D  A    A  D A (x7) 
 And in this way your club will be saved from JCB. 

                    D              A                              D              A 
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.  Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. 
                    D              A                              D              A 
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.  Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. 
                    D              A                              D              A 
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.  Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. 
                    D              A 
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. 

Moshpits.
	        

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