Gracie Fields

The Biggest Aspidistra In The World(Keyboard chords)

Gracie Fields

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Intro: E7 Fdim7  Bm/F#  G E7/G# A   Adim7  E7  A 

verse 1 
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For years we had an aspidistra in a flower pot 
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On the whatnot, near the 'atstand in the 'all 
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It didn't seem to grow 'til one day our brother Joe 
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Had a notion that he'd make it strong and tall 
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So he's crossed it with an acorn from an oak tree 
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And he's planted it against the garden wall 

Bridge 

A          Adim7  A                 A      Adim7        A 
It shot up like a rocket, 'til it's nearly touched the  sky 
        A                   B7     E7 
It's the biggest aspidistra in the world 
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We couldn't see the top of it, it got so bloomin' high 
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It's the biggest aspi - distra in the   world 
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When father's had a skin full at his pub, 'The Bunch of Grapes' 
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He doesn't go all fighting mad and getting into scrapes 
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No, you'll find him in his bear-skin playing Tarzan of the apes 
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Up the biggest aspi - distra in the    world 

verse 2 
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We have to get it watered by the local fire brigade 
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So they put the water rates up half a crown 
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The roots stuff up the drains, grow along the country lanes 
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And they came up half a mile outside the town 
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Once we hired the Crystal Palace for an 'ot house 
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But a jealous rival went and burnt it down 

Bridge 2 

    A        Adim7   A               A           Adim7    A 
The tom cats and the moggies love to spend their evenings out 
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Up the biggest aspidistra in the world 
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They all begin meowing when the buds begin to sprout 
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Up the biggest aspi - distra in the   world 
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The dogs line up for miles and miles a funny sight to see 
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They sniff around for hours on end and wag their tails with glee 
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So I've had to put a notice up to say it's not a tree 
         E7      Fdim7  Bm/F#  G  E7/G#  A 
It's the biggest aspi - distra in the    world 

Bridge 3 
      A      Adim     A             A          Adim    A 
It's getting worn and weary and its leaves are turning grey 
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Its the oldest aspidistra in the world 
      Bm    Bdim7   Bm             Bm      Bdim7 Bm  
So we water it with half a pint of Guiness every day 
        E7       Fdim7   Bm/F# G  E7/G#  A 
Its the stoutest aspid - istra in the    world 
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The borough council told us that we've got to chop it down 
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It interferes with aeroplanes that fly above the town 
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So we sold it to a wood yard for a lousy half a crown 
         E7      Fdim7  Bm/F#  G  E7/G#  A       A   Adim7  E7  A 
It's the biggest aspi - distra in the    world 

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