Frank Zappa

Broken Hearts(Keyboard chords)

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	        Fast Rock! 
C G    D A 
 
HEY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? 
YOUR AN ASSHOLE, AN ASSHOLE 
A                           CGDA 
SOME OF YOU MIGHT NOT AGREE 
A                                         CGDA 
CAUSE YOU PROBABLY LIKES A LOT OF MISERY 
A                               D 
BUT THINK A WHILE AND YOU WILL SEE 
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BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE 
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE 
ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE? 
BROKEN HEART ARE FOR ASSHOLE 
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ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE TOO? 
E                         A 
WHATCHA GONNA DO 'CAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE 
 
CGDA 
 
A                                    CGDA 
MAYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE A LONELY GUY 
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MAYBE YOU THING YOUR TOO TOUGH TO CRY 
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SO YOU WENT TO THE GRAPE, JUST TO GIVE IT A TRY. 
 
F#m  E  Etc... 
AND DAGMAR 
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch 
I ever saw in my life 
WHAT HIS NAME 
1,2,3,4 
THE WHISKERS STICKING OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF 
HIS PANCAKE MAKEUP 
And yet he was a beautiful lady 
NEARLY DROVE YOU INSANE 
Lets talk about leather 
AND SO YOU KISSED A LITTLE SAILOR 
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton 
production 
WHO HAD JUST BLEW IN FROM SPAIN 
'Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf' 
YOU SNIFFED THE REEKING BUNS OF ANGEL 
The story of a demented bread boffer 
AND ACTED LIKE IT WAS COCAINE 
Cucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat 
loaf 
 
YOU WERE DAZZLED BY THE EXCITING NEW COSTUME OF KOKO 
then on Tuesday night, Caesar's back in town 
IN A WAY YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN 
Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona 
AND SO YOU WORKED THE WALL WITH MICHAEL 
379 pounds of Samoan dynamite 
WHICH GAVE YOUR BACK AN AWFUL STAIN 
Volcanic hell 
BUT YOU CAME BACK ON SUNDAY FOR THE GONG SHOW 
next Thursday, teen town finest 
F#m   E 
BUT YOU FORGOT WHAT I WAY SAYIN 
E 
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE 
THAT'S RIGHT 
E 
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE 
YES, YES 
E 
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE 
THAT'S RIGHT 
E 
'CAUSE YOUR AN ASSHOLE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE 
 
C G    D A 
 
NOW YOU BEEN TO THE GRAPE AN YOU BEEN TO THE CHEST 
AN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR ARE, YOUR AN ASSHOLE, 
 
A                                                      CGDA 
YOU SAY YOU CAN'T LIVE WITH WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH 
A                                        CGDA 
WELL LADIES YOU CAN BE AN ASSHOLE TOO 
A                                               D                                                  D 
YOU MIGHT PRETEND YOU AIN'T GOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU 
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BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL  IT'S LOOKING AT YOU 
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BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL,  IT'S WINKING AT YOU 
F#m                                                 E                          D 
BUT DON'T FOOL YOURSELF GIRL, ITS BLINKING AT YOU 
THAT'S WHY I SAY 
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I'M GONNA RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT, RAM IT UP YER POOP CHUTE 
CORN HOLE 
FIST FUCK                                               4x 
WRIST WATCH:CRISCO 
PUD! 
F#m                                                                               D 
DON'T FOOL YERSELF, GIRL,IT'S GOIN RIGHT UP YER POOP CHUTE   {4X} 
AW, I KNEW YOU'D BE SURPRISED!  A 
 
Good Luck with this one. 
Classic Zappa!!! 
 
submited by 
Will Kaemmerling 
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