I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You)(Keyboard chords)

	        FOB RULES, FOB ROCKS 

~ = Vibrato 
/ = Slide Up 
\ = Slide Down 
. = Palm Mute 
x = Dead note (Mute) 
h = Hammer on 
> = Let Ring 

Standard Tuning (E A D G B E ) 


Intro / Verse 

Guitar 1 
E|---------------------------------| 
B|-6-6-----6-6-----6-6-------------|    x2 
G|-6-6-5-5-6-6-5-5-6-6-2-2-3-3-3-3-|     
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-3-3-4-4-4-4-| 
A-4-4-6-6-4-4-6-6-4-4-3-3-4-4-4-4-| 
E|-----4-4-----4-4-----1-1-2-2-2-2-| 

E|-------------------|        |--------------------|     
B|--------xx6-6xx6-6-|    x2  |----------xx6-6-6-6-|    
G|-2-2-5-7xx6-6xx6-6-|        |-xx5-5-5-5xx6-6-6-6-|   
D|-3-3-6-8xx6-6xx6-6-|        |-xx6-6-6-6xx6-6-6-6-|   
A-3-3-6-8xx4-4xx4-4-|        |-xx6-6-6-6xx4-4-4-4-|  
E|-1-1-4-6-----------|        |-xx4-4-4-4----------|   

    ........  .... 
E|----------------------| 
B|----------------------|     
G|----------------------|     
D|-6\44444444xx33333333-| 
A-6\44444444xx33333333-| 
e|-4\22222222xx11111111-| 
    ........  .... 

Guitar 2 (Hard to hear) 
E|---------------------------------------------| 
B|-11-11-11-11-11-11----9-9--11-11-11-11-11-11-|     
G|-------------------10------------------------|     
D|---------------------------------------------| 
A|---------------------------------------------| 
E|---------------------------------------------| 

E|-----------------------------------------------| 
B|-11-11-11-11-11-11----9-9------------6-----6---|     
G|-------------------10-----6h7777-6-7---6-7---8-|     
D|-----------------------------------------------| 
A|-----------------------------------------------| 
E|-----------------------------------------------| 

(Very hard to hear) 
E|-------------------------------------------| 
B|-10-10-9-10-10-9-10-10-9-10-10-10-10-10-10-|      
G|-------------------------------------------|     
D|-------------------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------------| 


Chorus 

Guitar 1 
E|--------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------|      
G|-666666666-33333333-------------------|     
D|-666666666-33333333-44444444-44444444-| 
A-444444444-11111111-44444444-44444444-| 
E|--------------------22222222-22222222-| 

E|-------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------|      
G|-33333333-666666666------------|     
D|-33333333-666666666-44444444-6-| 
A-11111111-444444444-44444444-6-| 
E|--------------------22222222-4-| 

Guitar 2 (Comes in as Chorus ends) 
E|-----------------------------| 
B|-14-12-----------------------|      
G|-------14-13-11--------------|     
D|----------------14-11-13-15~-| 
A|-----------------------------| 
E|-----------------------------| 

<> 
  
<>  * Guitar 2 Riff is played 
                           more often during these  
                           two Choruses. 
  
Bridge 

Guitar 1 
E|-------------------------------------------------------| 
B|-------------------------------------------------------|      
G|-33333333----------66666666----------33333333----------|     
D|-33333333-44444444-66666666-33333333-33333333-44444444-| 
A-11111111-44444444-44444444-33333333-11111111-44444444-| 
E|----------22222222----------11111111----------22222222-| 

           . . . . . . . . 
E|-----------------------------| 
B|-----------------------------|      
G|-----------------------------|     
D|-66666666-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6>-| 
A-66666666-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6>-|  
e|-44444444-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4>-| 
           . . . . . . . .  

Guitar 2 (can be heard very softly) 
E|------11---------11---------9---------9----| 
B|-9-11----11-9-11----11-9-11---11-9-11---11-|   x3    
G|-------------------------------------------|     
D|-------------------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------------| 
E|-------------------------------------------| 


Final Chorus / Outro 

Guitar 1 
E|------------------------------------------------------------| 
B|------------------------------------------------------------|      
G|----------------------33333333-666666666--------------------|     
D|-xx-44444444-44444444-33333333-666666666-444444444-44444444-| 
A-xx-44444444-44444444-11111111-444444444-444444444-44444444-| 
E|-xx-22222222-22222222--------------------222222222-22222222-| 

E|--------------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------------|      
G|-666666666-66666666-------------------|     
D|-666666666-66666666-44444444-44444444-| 
A-444444444-44444444-44444444-44444444-| 
E|--------------------22222222-22222222-| 

E|--------------------------------| 
B|--------------------------------|      
G|-666666666-66666666-------------|     
D|-666666666-66666666-44444444-4>-| 
A-444444444-44444444-44444444-4>-|  
E|--------------------22222222-2>-| 

Guitar 2 (Played Throughout Chorus) 
E|-----------------------------|     |---------| 
B|-14-12-----------------------|     |---------| 
G|-------14-13-11--------------|     |----6----| 
D|----------------14-11-13-15~-|     |----x----| 
A|-----------------------------|     |----4----| 
E|-----------------------------|     |---------| 





Last year's wishes 
Are this year's apologies 
Every last time I come home 
I take my last chance 
To burn a bridge or two 
I only keep myself sick in the head 
Cause I know how the words get you 

We're the new face of failure 
Prettier and younger but not any better off 
Bulletproof and loneliness 
At best, at best 

Me and you 
Sitting in a honeymoon 
If I woke up next to you 
If I woke up next to you 
Me and you 
Sitting in a honeymoon 
If I woke up next to you 
If I woke up next to you 

Collect the bad habits 
That you couldn't bare to keep 
Out of the woods but I love 
A tree I used to lay beneath 
Kisses still there 
From a sour bottle baby girl 
With eyes the size of baby worlds 

We're the new face of failure 
Prettier and younger but not any better off 
Bulletproof and loneliness 
At best, at best 

Me and you 
Sitting in a honeymoon 
If I woke up next to you 
If I woke up next to you 
Me and you 
Sitting in a honeymoon 
If I woke up next to you 
If I woke up next to you 
Me and you 
Sitting in a honeymoon 
If I woke up next to you 
If I woke up next to you 
Me and you 
Sitting in a honeymoon 
If I woke up next to you 
If I woke up next to you 

The best way 
To make it through 
With hearts and wrists in tact 
Is to realize 
Two outta three ain't bad 
Ain't bad 

Me and you 
Sitting in a honeymoon 
If I woke up next to you 
If I woke up next to you 
Me and you 
(Honeymoon) 
Sitting in a honeymoon 
(In a honeymoon) 
Me and you 
Sitting in a honeymoon 
If I woke up next to you 
If I woke up next to you 
Me and you 
Sitting in a honeymoon 
If I woke up next to you 
If I woke up next to you 

	        

Written by Fall Out Boy