Capital Offender(Keyboard chords)

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I may not exist on your gold card list 
           C#   G#                F          F# 
But my dues are paid in full 
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For a couple of grand, you want to shake my hand 
                 G# 
Tell me what are you trying to pull 
               F#                   G# 
You got cash, you got flash 
               F                           F# 
But you ain't got the heart to bleed 
F# 
You strong arm, you got charm 
        G# 
But who's got the blood you need? 
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(Just a) capital offender 

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I want to place in the sun 
            F               F# 
Before I'm twenty one 
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Maybe high in the Hollywood Hills 
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You want exclusive rights, to sell away my life 
              G# 
For a measly stack of bills 
          F#                   G# 
I want cash, I want flash 
               F                       F# 
I want a car and a gal to match 
         F# 
Buy high, sell low 
     G# 
I might as well sell my ass 

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(And be the) capital offender(2x) 

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You're hashing out deals 
      F                          A#  F# 
On expense account meals 
F# 
Trying to get me cheap 
F# 
My pockets are empty you're six feet deep 
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Ten or four, at the liquor store 
         C#   G#     F          F# 
It all fell right into place 
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For a couple of grand  I said raise your hand 
                      G# 
And emptied two rounds into his face 
              F#     G#       F                  F# 
Twenty five to life  Maximum security 
F#                                         G# 
A poor fool, like me  I never had any future you see 
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(Just a) capital offender (4x)
	        

Written by Richard (the Atomic Elf) Bacchus