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D The smell of water, kids screaming with joy G A I've hated crap like that since I was a boy D While everyone was laughing and having so much fun G A I would mutter 'This sucks' till the day was done G I detested most stuff and I still do A D You see, I hate everything but you A I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin G D I don't like bands with a guy on mandolin A I hate when people post their pictures with the hashtag 'mood' G D I hate when people call blueberries a superfood Bm I hate when someone says, 'Oooh, it's magic hour!' G Or when people actually stop and smell a flower A I hate white women who call their engagement rings 'bling' Oh yes, I hate everything D But you More examples! A I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf G D Hate Frisbee golf, and when people call Frisbee golf 'frolf' A I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo G D Hate combination conditioner and shampoo Bm I hate doing The Wave at a baseball game G I hate couples with a cutesy couple name A I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says, 'Zing!' Oh yes, I hate everything D But you G A 'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile Bm D When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while G Just for a moment I forget A How much I hate it when people say, 'Gotta jet!' Even more examples! G I hate it when people say they're going 'off the grid' D Or when someone calls their baseball cap their 'lid' G I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks D I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack G D I hate the phrase 'Love conquers all,' and I hate that it's true Bm D 'Cause I want to not hate things when I'm with you G D You love so many things and you have so much fun A It makes me wish my hating days were done G A D And there's one thing I want you to know: G* A* D* I'll always hate guys who name their cars
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