Mr Schwartz(Keyboard chords)

	        
 
Intro Am  Dm  Bb 

Verse 1:
G4          G                 Am  Fm7(5-) 
Put your heavy metal to the test 
E                               Dm         Bb 
Might be half a love song in it all for you 
G4            G                    Am Fm7(5-) 
Timing wise it's probably for the best 
E                         Dm 
Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute 


G                       Dm 
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew 
G                            Dm 
Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit 
G                       F 
Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes 

( Am  Dm  Bb ) 

Verse 2:
G4          G               Am  Fm7(5-) 
Gradually it's coming into view 
E                            Dm   Bb 
It's like your little directorial debut 
G4             G            Am  Fm7(5-) 
As fine a time as any to deduce 
E                                  Dm 
The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue 


G                       Dm 
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew 
G                            Dm 
Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit 
G                       F 
Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes 

Bridge:
E                      Gm 
And if we guess who I'm pretending to be 
F 
Do we win a prize? 
E                       Gm 
Having attempted twice, both incorrectly 
F                 E 
Do we get a third try? 

( Dm  Bb ) 

Verse 3:
G4                      G                   Am  Fm7(5-) 
The gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch 
E                                           Dm 
There's not one god damn thing that you can do about this 


G                      Dm 
Mr. Schwartz is having tea with the grips 
G                    Dm 
Asking after all the wives and the kids 
G                             F 
It's at the heart of what the business is